beasts

The threat is most definitely real, young man. The beasts will come, they have before. They arrived here with iron, then with steel. They will come and destroy EV-ERY-THING that you own, not including this. Bill took this moment to pull out a large golden chain with a large timepiece on it. It was nice to look at, and it even glowed a bit. The young man who was listening to Bill wondered why the beasts would not take it. As if Bill could read the young man's thoughts, he answered: The beasts hate gold, they says its the element of fools. They love dirt, land and other things such as that. I've developed a clever little plan: I will paint everything I own a rich gold colour, and then the beasts will be recoil back and not take EV-ERY-THING I own.