Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Yo. yo. yo. These three words were what Billy kept telling himself as he marched his way to the front of the class. He said these words to mask his fear in nonsense. He failed, and went down in flames yet again however.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
all
The beast arose and looked about. There, on the grass, was young Billy. The beast took Billy and threw him into the lake (with Billy's permission of course!).
Monday, July 31, 2006
with
I stand on this dusty shore, and I stare across the open sea. I take out of my pouch four items: a gun, a cheese stick, another smaller pouch, and a flying machine. I prepare for my mission.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
oh
Today I will do something that I have never done before: I will eat a baloney sandwich, with all of the trimmings. It will be magnificent, glorious, wonderful. I will enhance my experience with a cold soda and a bag of chips.
oh
I need to say something, right here and now: I am a nerd. Not as nerdy as some, to be sure. I'm what you call a semi-nerd. In a crowded room, I appear to be as normal as any other person. It is only at night that I reveal my true nerd feelings and mannerisms, often times through song and dance.
well
Hello, old friend. It has been a while since we last talked. I know that we still have a few issues we need to work out. First, I want to apologize for shoving you rface into a pile of cheese. It was rude and it should not have happened.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
I want a loan.
I really want a loan. I need a loan really bad. Tomorrow I plan to go into Roger and Cobert Credit and Loans and apply for a loan. I plan to get about three thousand dollars, and use that money to buy a machine. This machine will destroy things, in various ones. One of those ways will be a vicarious rotundra explosion force.
Monday, July 10, 2006
power
As I sit here, typing on my keyboard I begin to wonder: if I could fall, into the sky, do you think time would pass us by-oh because you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just...see...you....tonight. Now that that is over, I have only one thing to tell you: hey ya'll! I'm here, and I'm ready to work.
Monday, June 19, 2006
instead
The old man looked down upon the world from his bubble. He was in a fancy new bubble furnished by Frank & Roger Co. The bubble traveled at speeds approaching the speed of light, through a special process known as bla-bla-bla.
not here
The young man looked down upon the small box and took out from within it a small vial of potential. He open the lid and out spread a brilliant shining potential cloud, which enveloped the young man's entire world.
What of this place
The young man deftly rose up and overcame his dank circumstances. He spread his large bold wings and took off into the sky, leaving behind a crowd of screaming grabbing nerds. He flew past a seven-colour sunset, with brilliant shines of gold. He flew boldly and without interruption.